The Joy of Working with Smart People

[terryrayc]

Okay so I'll start off by telling you what I do.

I'm the Network Manager for a State College. One of my duties is being the schools Computer Security Officer.

Well I get this email from one of my users

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

With a zip file attachment.

He wants to know if he needs to contact the legal department.

So here is my reply to him

Dude trust me, if the FBI thought you were doing something wrong, you'd be living the good life soaking up the sun in wonderful Cuba right now.

Please do not open the attachment...please...I'll give you a cookie.

[Daemona]

You are killing me here. I have seen this problem though and in every case the problem is the interface between the keyboard and the chair.

[Alphonse]

mom?