Guard: Why did you kill that man?
Malik: He was of no value and stood between myself and my goal. However, I see no reason why we can’t both profit from this situation.
Old Bryn: He interested me. His death however was unfulfilling. It is unfortunate that you saw me. Perhaps you shall die better…
New Bryn: *shrugs*
Grovel: Grovel no kills no ones! Hims is being stabs and is wandering looking for helps. Grovel is just doos him civic duty and yoo is blames poor Grovel because hims is being goblin! Next yoo be says poor Grovel is no bees allowed to recover hims considerable out of pocket expenses. Yoo hurries and find villain, Grovel staying here and wait for help!
Morgan: What? It wasn’t on purpose or anything. It was just a tap. What sort of idiot provokes someone my size anyway? Probably doing folk a favour…Yeah ok, he’s dead. I’m sorry, it was an accident ok? FINE! I’ll accompany you to the damned watch captain….. jerk.
Belinde: I’m sorry. He left me no other choice.
Just for a laugh
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Just for a laugh
Today you will suddenly realize how sensuous pudding can be. This will mark a turning point in your life.
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Re: Just for a laugh
She moves without notice or an audible sound, tho you can see where she has been by the devastation left behind.
"She doesn't have a name, that is so Death can not find her."
"She doesn't have a name, that is so Death can not find her."
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Re: Just for a laugh
Omg...
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"I am of a different kind; Dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends. To such a life glory belongs."
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Re: Just for a laugh
Beggar: Alms for the poor? *cough cough*
Malik: You don’t look very well there my good man. You know, I could give you three hundred gold right now. I would just need you to sign this document for me. What is it? Oh nothing to concern you self with until you are dead, and then you won’t care. I’m sure you could use the gold.
Old Bryn: Do not think to speak to me, filth. There is no passion, no spark in your eyes. You would be a disappointing death and are not worth my time. Be gone before I hunt your family and make you watch. Yes, you would struggle then would you not? With conviction and strength? Yes, perhaps there is use for you after all.
New Bryn: Sure, why not.
Grovel: OO! Grovel is havings gem for you. Oh, but gem is worth lots so you is giving Grovel 15 golds change yes? OOOO! Wait, is too much. Grovel is givings you back 5 golds. Hang on hang on, dat no rights. You give back Grovels gem and the 5 golds and Grovel is give yoo back yoo 10 and now is fair! See? Yoo is having 10 golds from Grovel! Is being good day for yoo!
Morgan: Why don’t you get a job instead of begging huh? Oh… don’t look at me like that all sad and pathetic. OK fine, here, just don’t piss it away on booze or ill break your face ok?
Belinde: Oh of course! Here. Come find me after you have had a bath and a warm meal and we will see what else I can do for you *smiles*.
Malik: You don’t look very well there my good man. You know, I could give you three hundred gold right now. I would just need you to sign this document for me. What is it? Oh nothing to concern you self with until you are dead, and then you won’t care. I’m sure you could use the gold.
Old Bryn: Do not think to speak to me, filth. There is no passion, no spark in your eyes. You would be a disappointing death and are not worth my time. Be gone before I hunt your family and make you watch. Yes, you would struggle then would you not? With conviction and strength? Yes, perhaps there is use for you after all.
New Bryn: Sure, why not.
Grovel: OO! Grovel is havings gem for you. Oh, but gem is worth lots so you is giving Grovel 15 golds change yes? OOOO! Wait, is too much. Grovel is givings you back 5 golds. Hang on hang on, dat no rights. You give back Grovels gem and the 5 golds and Grovel is give yoo back yoo 10 and now is fair! See? Yoo is having 10 golds from Grovel! Is being good day for yoo!
Morgan: Why don’t you get a job instead of begging huh? Oh… don’t look at me like that all sad and pathetic. OK fine, here, just don’t piss it away on booze or ill break your face ok?
Belinde: Oh of course! Here. Come find me after you have had a bath and a warm meal and we will see what else I can do for you *smiles*.